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Adventures In Graduation …. True Tales Of Foolery
I am starting this blog with a big ole phat “Whew!! That’s over!” I have been under the radar the last couple of weeks because I was working on my final project for graduate school and was short on time and patience for internet foolery. Anyway, at my school, there is a window period for when people can take part in commencement, so I was able to walk in the ceremony even though I had one more week of class left and my final project and thesis still due, no pressure, right?
The main campus for my school where the May commencement was held is about 100 miles from where I live, we have a brick and mortar campus here but the big ceremony was held at the main campus. I go up the day before so I didn’t have to get up hella early to be at line up by 11:00 am. So, on my way up on Friday, I stop at Culver’s to grab a bite to eat. They had a 3 piece fish dinner on the menu for like $11.00 and some change. I wasn’t interested in all of the carb laden side dishes that came with the dinner, so I asked the girl at the drive-thru if I can just get a couple of pieces of fish. She said that I could and that I could get just 2 pieces of fish for about $9.00 and change or 3 pieces of fish for about $13.00 and change. I was floored that I could get a whole meal for $11.00 and change but to just get fish was WAY more, so I asked the girl at the window why that was….. her answer? Because they had to ring each piece separately. Seriously? Needless to say (but I’m going to say it anyway), I got a burger and kept it movin.
The rest of Friday came and went without too many more uncontrollable irritations, so I worked on my project, hit the rack and got up the next morning for graduation, Show Time! Now, I have nothing against math majors, however, I think that having the head of the math department give the commencement address is a little odd at best, especially when there may have been one graduate from that department. The head of the department admitted that she had never given a commencement address before and in writing her address, she thought it would be a good idea to speak directly to the graduates versus writing a speech designed to impress her colleagues and her boss. I’m thinking that she should have gone with the speech designed to impress her boss and colleagues instead.
I think that the intent of her speech was to promote financial responsibility and the importance of saving money. She began by letting us know that a lot of little things can add up to big things, duh, I know, right? The way she explained that concept was by saying “I make under 70k per year, but if you add up the total of a few professors that make under 70k per year that eventually, you’ll see that the school pays out more than 100k per year in salaries because it all adds up”. That’s just fan-effin-tastic. She stood in front of hundreds of people who are now probably up to the top of their head in student debt and announced that in the grand scheme of things, she doesn’t make any money. That’s what we wanted to hear, I thank her for that. She did share with us one of her money saving tips, she let us know that she washes out zip-lock bags and sets them atop of the handles of wooden spoons for them to dry so she can reuse them. I thank her for that too.
Just when I was thinking that this address could not be more irrelevant and even less motivational, she goes on to tell us of a trip that she once took with her husband to some island where “The black people were so dark, they were the blackest people in the world and they had never seen white people in person before”. Oh for crying out loud, and since they had never seen white people in person before, she said they were so taken by her straight hair that all the children wanted to do was to play with it. The people of the islands were thankful for the crayons she sent them for the school when she returned home, so I think that the moral of that train wreck was that if you help one person in your life, you’ve made a difference. Now look, I have completed 3 degree programs now and I was much happier that speech was over than I am that school is over for me (for the moment).
After graduation was over, I was pretty sure that I had seen and heard all of the randomness that I could fit into one weekend, until a woman almost took out the front end of my car by barrel assing through the McDonald’s drive-thru when I stopped for iced coffee. What was her hurry? They gave her the wrong .39 cent pie……….. yes, really.
Missouri Woman Blames Manufacturer Of Sauna Suit For Illness
I know that sounds like it should be on Stangzine.Com in the “you big dummeh” section but since this didn’t make national news, I figured I would just blog it here.
It is no secret that I often get a laugh at the expense of others, but what may be a secret to those who don’t know me, is that I can take, as well as I give, even if it’s to myself …. I’m not sure that sounded like I meant it, but oh well.
Anyway, I have been MIA for almost 2 weeks. I went and spent some time in Arizona and had a great time. While I was out there, it seemed that I ate everything that didn’t eat me first, no molecule of sodium left unturned. Some people retain a little water when they eat sodium. Sodium always makes me do my impression of a giant sized water balloon with feet…fat, waterlogged feet at that.
The night after I got home, I had this brilliant idea, that since sauna suits help to reduce water weight by sweating you to death, that I could just SLEEP in my sauna suit and get rid of my excess water weight. People, do NOT try this at home without without seeking the advice of your primary care physician. Had I previously consulted with my doctor, I am sure she would have told my stupid ass that if I was going to do something so ridiculous, make sure the windows were closed.
I’m here (about a week later) to tell you, I woke up sounding like an 80 year old man with cigar cough and snottin like a runny nosed toddler. Go ahead, laugh it up…. I deserve every single chuckle but had it not been for that damned sauna suit, I’d not STILL be sick, not with a cold but with bronchitis. Yup, I’m going to blame the suit. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it. Okay, or not. This whole sauna suit thing is the epitome of that “it sounded like a good idea at the time”, thing. It was a bad idea then, it’s a bad idea today and it will be a bad idea when I look back on this and shake my head……..lol.
The other thing that is really taking a lot of my time right now is that I am getting out of the cosmetics business. I really enjoy helping women look and feel their best but that is a lot of hands on piece work and with my taking the last class this quarter that I need to get my Master’s degree in criminal justice, I needed to shift to a less consuming product line. I am transitioning into an online fashion jewelry and gift boutique. I will still carry some skin care and cosmetic items but that won’t be my primary focus anymore.
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And to think, I can put all of this together while I go to school but I don’t have enough sense to not wear a sauna suit to bed with the windows open…….go figure.
When Posing As A Racist Goes Terribly Wrong
Some people define themselves based on their current relationships. Although I hear this a lot more about women than men, there are men who do it too. I have an ex…*Smh*, (the first issue is that I have to admit to dating this guys about 5 or so years ago)…..anyway, he’s an ex, that keeps reinventing himself, he just never reinvents himself into anything anyone can actually use.
My ex is Sicilian, yes, it matters and you will see why in a little bit. Moving on, there is a feature on one of my social networking sites that lets me know when people remove me from their list. As a habit, when people’s name show up there, I look to see if I was actually removed or if they just turned their account off temporarily. I don’t freak out about either, but I do suffer from normal human curiosity. When I saw “Sam Sausagehead’s” name show up, I did my normal checking and yup, he’d deleted me. Apparently I did not fit into his new life philosophy which is:
“13 WORDS LIVE BY(((((WE MUST SECURE THE EXISTENCE OF OUR RACE AND FUTURE OF ARE WHITE CHILDREN))))))”
That is a direct quote…. I wanted to make sure I used a direct quote so that NOTHING gets lost in translation.
Let’s begin with the obvious….his 13 words to live by, took him 14 words to quote.
Are vs. Our .. was not a typo, that’s his thing..funny how he spells “existence” correctly, he must have had help with that one, and decided to try “our” on his own and failed.
Before I finish breaking down the REST of his stupidity, I don’t advocate bigotry or racism, I see no use for it, however, everyone has the right to believe what they wish, as long as their right does not infringe on the rights of others.
Now, here are some of the fine points of his foolishness of which I am sure he is unaware:
Remember I said he was Sicilian? Well, the island of Sicily is where many African’s went to avoid the slave trade, meaning, many Sicilians are mixed with the blood of African’s. Maybe I’m wrong but I am thinking that the separatists groups are allowing in people of African descent, if they are, the rules have changed greatly.
Next, it is my understanding (apparently not his) that one is not embraced by separatist groups if one has been involved in “race mixing” or having been intimately involved with someone outside of their race.
What is so bad about all of this, is when I mentioned his “reinvention”, I didn’t even use his name, he’s just so random that my friends knew EXACTLY who I was referring to and this is some of what THEY had to say about the “new him”:
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA…”ARE WHITE CHILDREN” ??!”
“And so, I MUST ask this Stang: what EXACTLY did this “entry-level fucktard” say to convince YOU to let him “hit it” ?? I’m just curious because at one time, this was YOUR “man”, right ?? (can’t stop laughin’)”
“I counted for 14 words, but hey what I do I know, I have a diploma :-/ “
“Well DAYUUUMMMM…you’re fuckin’ up the program, Stang !! It’s ‘once you go black, you never go BACK”, not “once you go black, you’re gonna’ say FUCK THAT’ !! lol”
“Stang, you BET not be talking about who I think you were because if so, I don’t have the patience or the “stash” for this phuckery on my day off!!!!”
“Pfft I JUST got here and I knew who this was about before she finished writing it… He always was my fav fuctard “
To the separatists that may be reading (yes, I do have a few), I want to congratulate you all on your newest edition. I have sent you all a gift of extra filters, with him running around there, you all will have one hell of a time keeping up the gene pool…….Salud!
I am a huge fan of one being who they truly are, no more, no less and if one feels the need to totally reinvent oneself for the sake of a relationship, for goodness sakes, read the instructions first.
I’m Sorry But The Booty Call You Are Trying To Reach Is No Longer In Service
Okay so I got to really thinking about this booty call thing when someone asked me why I am so adamant that I don’t have them. My PERSONAL reasons…you read that right? My PERSONAL reasons are I’ve been there done those.
When I was younger I had my wild oats sowed, rolled, flipped, flapped, slapped and well, lets just say I have had my share of experiences…ha ha. Back then I was out learning who I was and what I liked and the only way to know if I was into something or wasn’t going to like it was to do it……..so I did. After many years, something really fucked up happened….I actually had FEELINGS for the person I was sleeping with…damn I hate when that happens…ha ha. On the real, once I experienced what it was like to have sex with someone I was really, really feeling it was like the whole game changed.
A few years after that relationship was over, I got married and stayed that way for a long time. During that marriage, I grew up a lot. I knew who I was sexually but I really came into who I am as a person, not just a woman but I really was introduced to the real me. Some days, I could kick my own ass because I’m a difficult bitch but at least I am well aware of that. I was married on paper 12 years and lived with him for 8. I really did learn a lot about me, relationships and what was okay for me in the bedroom and outside of it as well.
What does all that have to do with why I don’t have booty calls? Here’s what.
1. I have learned over the years that I do not want to be a snot rag for some dude, I’m not gonna allow him to blow in me once and throw me away.
2. I am stimulated by true intelligence and conversation. To really peak my sexual interest, he can’t be someone who is only going to come over when he has time, get his, pat me on my head and leave. That is not fulfilling to me.
3. I am greedy and stingy. If I am intimately involved with a man, I don’t want him sleeping with someone else and if he’s merely a booty call for me, then he’s one for someone else too. I’m good on all that. I know a man is gonna do what a man is going to do and I can’t stop him but I can be like the Air Force and “Aim High”. That might leave me alone with the battery operated boyfriend for a while but I know where everything is, so I can just hook that up…ha ha
4. I like to wake up with my partner in the morning, the “hit and run” leaves me feeling very used, cheap and unappreciated.
5. I like to spend my time with people who like me for me and who also think that sex is something that is shared, not just something to do. I have hobbies…I blog…ha ha.
I am not saying that having a booty call is wrong, it’s just not what I am into. I am more of a relationship person and I’m willing to wait until I feel I really connect with someone before I hop in bed with them. Yeah it leaves me single a lot and for long periods of time but I’d rather be alone than to deal with a bunch of drama that I can avoid and it’s not that they are drama per se but I know how I am, I can’t expect for someone to change up their game for me so it’s better for me to sit on the bench until I find someone who’s thinking is more like mine……lord help me.
Okay so what say you….do you have booty calls and do you really feel like you are getting all you need from that or are you just biding your time until someone better comes along?
Originally Posted July 7, 2009
10 Things You Should Never Say To A Black Woman
I was out and about surfing the net and I ran across this list of top 10 things you should never say to a black woman. Now each of the 10 things hand their own commentary but I decided it would be fun to give MY spin on them….no worries, at the end I will link you to the original article so you can see what they wrote…I just this this was mad funny.
10. ”I was raised by black people.” (I agree with the original author, if you were raised by a nanny or a butler, that does not make you down.)
9. “Black women are so sexy.” (Not all black women are sexy just not like all women of another race are sexy, you have some hot and some not so much in any race.
8. “Can I touch your hair?” (Are you CRAZY?? As much as I pay for hair and you wanna rub your hands all up in it? Please unless you are a stylist with some thread you bedknot. )
7. “I only date black women.” (So? That’s YOUR deal, why do you only date black women? Because you have no luck with any others so you are “settling” take that shit on someplace.)
6. “You’re the black Audrey Hepburn.” (I put that right up there with you are “fine for a black woman”, what if I was another color I’d be a hot mess? Never that.)
5. “I don’t see any difference between the races.” (You lyin ass, if you only date black women you do see a difference you just think it’s in my favor.)
4. “It’s not like you’re the first black woman I’ve dated.” (Okay but dated and fucked are two totally different things…I’m not impressed.)
3. “You look like En Vogue.” (All of them? Please that’s like telling a guy you look like Motley Crue…take that on somewhere.)
2. “Black women are so much cooler with sex than white women.” (If you think black women have some voodoo hoodoo bullshit goin on you’re wrong, most guys come to bed with a shrunken head already, that’s not our fault.
1. ”I’m voting for Obama.” (And?)
Today’s question, have you ever had someone slide you a backhanded comment based on your race or body type?
Top 10 Thinks You Should Never Say To A Black Woman
Original Post Date 6/18/2008
Fresh Pu$$y and Old Men
Wow! Today was really a busy day, I had things to do, errands to run and people to talk about. I managed to get all of that done in time efficient manner so I knocked off some reading and hit my facebook page.
It’s no secret I love to talk. If you have ever talked to me on the phone, you know that getting a word in edgewise is a challenge. I’m sure people have put the phone down and cleaned entire houses before and I’ve been none the wiser…just talkin. Anyway, I was set up for failure today….lol I get to facebook and one of my VERY gay friends has a status message that says “I’ve been put up to the challenge by someone else to find out: Do women really smell like fish down there?”
Okay, stop. I am now on a gay man’s page surrounded by a bunch of other gay men talking about the aromatic effect of pussy. I am also the ONLY heterosexual female, scratch that only heterosexual person on that THREAD…LOL so here are some of the comments about pussy from gay men…….
“Ewwwwwwwwwww. I don’t ever want to find out.”
“No Deep Sea Fishing for ME.”
“OMG.. WTF.. LMFFAOOOO!!! Apparently word of mouth has it that, It’s FISHIER than COD Fish on a bad day down there.. LOL!! So stand CLEAR!!”
“OH yes they can smell like that after a long sweaty day without showering! i know, i tried to go down on my aussie girlfriend a long time ago!”
Okay STOP!!!!! …………. Right There……”after a long..sweaty…day”. Roll that around a little bit. Other than I have no idea how many of them have actually ever been with a woman, I am glad someone mentioned sweat. Guys will talk about a woman’s pussy in a gypsy rose minute but I have encountered some sweaty, stankin ass balls on some guys before. In case you are unaware…guys, your sack can smell like what’s in it has gone bad….oh kayyyy……lift that shit up when you wash em … kthanx!
Now, just like I told you all that…I told them too. You would have thought that we were having church up on facebook. Folks came out of the woodwork to testify to what I just said. Although it was funny….it was also a group of men which to me made it much more amusing because they can be very creative.
Next, one of the girls I went to school with had a status “Soooo….FB Women….In the Past, it Used to be that as Men grew Older, they grew Sexier….How many of You feel NOW the Complete Opposite?!?! Or at Least that We, Women are AS Sexy & AS Successful as Our Counterparts?” Oh lordy that question was almost a delivery directly from the heavens. I am not sure if I mentioned this before but in high school, I was straight BUSTED!!! I think that I improved with age but some of the people I grew up with…….well let’s just say, time was not on their side. It’s in their middle, on their back and a few other places but not on their side and someone gave me the opportunity to TELL them…..help us all.
Sooooooo…I try my hand at diplomacy. I suck at it. I tried to say that it’s over all that I think women are aging better than many men. I’m not sure why but I have found that men my own age are looking OLD. Yes, there are some younger looking guys my age but it seems to me…not as many. Well during the conversation I mentioned what I just told you….I was STRAIGHT BUSTED. Somehow, during this thread of conversation, that translated into me being FLAT CHESTED. Now I don’t like to put a ethnic stereotyes on people but I grew up and went to school with a lot of white..white folks. So I was cracking UP at how what I said got terribly been misconstrued. I have never been flat chested a day in my LIFE. I was wearing a training bra in the 3rd grade.
I know that this may sounds like a couple of those “had to be there” moments but I am just amazed at some of the crazy ass conversations that I find myself in….lol. Hope you all had a great day.
Lesson Learned: You Can’t Call Hos, Hos, Cause Hos Get Offended
I guess I should preface this journey into the land of total phuckery by saying, the terms “ho, slut, manwhore” and the like are all relative to the speaker. However, one’s perception of what a “ho, slut, manwhore” is, is based on the listener. So, a man who knows a woman who sleeps with men because they have a car could be considered “hoish” by some….and resourceful by others….follow me??
Today’s lesson in “Ho-ology” is courtesy of Twitter….lol. Last night, instead of doing my homework, like I should have been doing, I was goofing off on Twitter, one of the TTs (trending topics) was #GirlsShould. That sounded easy enough so I said ” #GirlsShould not act like a ho and expect to be treated like a lady.” I still stand by that statement, if a person (male or female) chooses to be a “random” or a “jumpoff” for someone or a few someones, don’t expect that someone to open your doors, pull out your chair and all the stuff they do for their significant other, you are the “random” or the “jumpoff” without significant other status……know your role.
Anyhew…..about an hour later, I get this tweet and this woman is hotter than fish grease (mind you, my tweet had been retweeted without comment quite a few times), and attempts to give me a letter in political correctness. She goes on some crazy ass rant about how I have my nerve to say that women who enjoy sex should be treated less than human……huh?? I had to look at my tweets again, this heffa is off her brick. It gets better though, apparently, according to her therapist….damn, I mean her…. I am an advocate for disrespecting people based on their sexual habits. Really? I had no idea I was all that. I thought what I said was pretty clear and not too open for misinterpretation or over analysis, I was apparently wrong as two left shoes.
She further goes on to say that it’s people “like me” that blame rape victims for their rape and find victims guilty of bringing sexual harassment on themselves, all because I used the word “ho”. Miss Thang was on a roll, she was going to read me like some “easy reader” book, I am not sure what page she was on when she assessed that I was sexist and advocated for the degradation of women who choose to explore their sexuality. REALLY??!!! I said all that??!!! I thought what I said was ” #GirlsShould not act like a ho and expect to be treated like a lady.” Issues much?
About this point, I had come to the reality that she must have been called a “ho” recently and taken personal offense to my tweet…..and? I attempted to explain that the word was relative to those who use it and people have the right to choose who they are with based on their own personal criteria. If a man does not want a woman, or a woman does not want a man that has been circulated like a newspaper, that’s their choice. I never advocated nor suggested that anyone should be treated like dirt.
This woman was in her feelings, deep……she was not in her head at all and she was going to make me pay for every man that hit and quit her and every woman that has ever called her a “ho” to her face and behind her back. I was apparently the source of every misjudgment that had been made where she was concerned and she was going to make sure I knew all about it, which she qualified by tweeting “yeah, i got my hackles up about the word “hoe” …so? Maybe I identify with “hoe-ness” more than I do ladyhood, after all i enjoy fucking”. I guess so….
Finally, I got tired of hearing all that and I said “As you please, you have your right to be offended and I have my right to not care……with all due respect”. She responds to me by saying “dont bother with the respect. I’m a hoe, I dont DESERVE to be treated with respect. ” Hell, all I had to say about that was …. “As you wish…”…. LOL
This all goes back to the adage “It’s not what they call you, it’s what you answer to”, I never called HER anything, actually had very little idea who she was until she wanted to defend her “ho-ness”. My thing is this, women and men are free to express themselves sexually in any manner that one sees fit. How others perceive that man or woman is not my call…..it’s theirs. If someone perceives one as a “ho” and chooses to sleep with that “ho”, no more, no less, that is up to the people involved. However, if one chooses to be so blatant and open about their encounters (who, what, where, when, why, how, methods, frequency, position…) that they appear to be a person that one does not want to take home to meet their parents, move on….don’t get mad, open your own door and leave.
I still say ” #GirlsShould not act like a ho and expect to be treated like a lady”. Does that make me right?? To some, yes and to others, no…it’s their choice, one does not have to agree with me, it’s their life.
On an end note, this person’s bio says: ”PottyMouthDirtBag,HawaiianWhtBlk, Altruistic,HappyFatty, Slam poet, Blogger, Raging Womanist/Feminist, Potential Soc.Worker, Offending Yu For 22yrs”
It looks like to ME that offender has become the offended…..C’est La Vie. Thank you for joining me on this journey into total phuckery, I hope you have enjoyed your visit, thank you, please come again and watch your step.
Gun Wisdom – This Is Awesome!
Every now and again, something comes across my FB that I think is crazy funny. Being a proponent of the 2nd amendment, I think THIS is hysterical, but then again, my sense of humor is “special” at best. I don’t know who wrote it or where it came from but I totally had to keep a copy of this for myself. Oh, yeah, this is just a funny piece, whatever you choose to do is all on you……ha!
Some words to the wise. Shooting Advice from various Concealed Carry Instructors. If you own a gun, you will appreciate this. If not, you should get one and learn how to use it:
Guns have only two enemies rust and politicians.
Its always better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.
Cops carry guns to protect themselves, not you.
Never let someone or something that threatens you get inside arms length.
Never say “Ive got a gun.” If you need to use deadly force, the first sound they hear should be the safety clicking off.
The average response time of a 911 call is 23 minutes, the response time of a .357 is 1400 feet per second.
The most important rule in a gunfight is: Always win – cheat if necessary.
Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets . . . You may get killed with your own gun, but he’ll have to beat you to death with it, cause it’ll be empty.
If your’re in a gun fight:
If you’re not shooting, you should be loading,
If you’re not loading, you should be moving,
If you’re not moving, you’re dead.
Just a few more things:
In a life and death situation, do something . . . It may be wrong, but do something!
If you carry a gun, people call you paranoid. Nonsense! If you have a gun, what do you have to be paranoid about?
You can say ‘stop’ or ‘alto’ or any other word, but a large bore muzzle pointed at someone’s head is pretty much a universal language.
You cannot save the planet, but you may be able to save yourself and your family.
I’m Psycho Because HE Can’t Get Any Conversation…..Seriously?
I think we all have those people in our lives that we wish we had never given our phone numbers to. For a while, I had so many that I just finally set up a Google voice account to manage that phuckery.
Anyhew, this guy that I talked to years ago just popped up like toast in my text messages the other day and asked me for a “sexy pic” , the exchange went a little something like this:
Him: I want a sexy pic of you!
Me: How does it feel to want?
Him: Lol nice
(Pause when I didn’t reply)
Him: Come on
Me: Why do you keep bothering me?
Him: Cause I like to lol
Me: Like I’ve asked to you before, just lose my number
Him: Oh stop u big baby
Me: Look, you’re a nuisance. If I wanted to stay in touch with you, I would have.
Him: Well I know you want to deep down inside
Me: Nothing runs that deep
Him: Lol awe
Him: You know I intrigue u lol
Me: No, actually, you annoy the piss outta me
Him: Whatever ur psyco
Psycho? Seriously? I am not going to blame all men of behaving this way but this is not the first time that I am aware of a man calling a woman psycho because HE can’t get any conversation.
In my opinion, guys who go there for that reason have some really distorted view of themselves. I believe that there are men out there who think that a woman who denies him attention must be crazy because “any woman would feel honored” that he gave her some attention. FAIL!! That is not the case, the case is, she just wasn’t interested for whatever reason and on the real, she doesn’t have to give one. Not being interested is her choice, just like it’s a guy’s choice to not be interested in a particular woman for whatever reason.
Look, there is a huge difference between someone being a challenge and a person being a total pain in the ass. If someone lets you know that they are not interested in you, just be like Lupe Fiasco, just “Kick, push, and coast…..”
Herman Cain Is My Homeboy *SMDH*
I have believed, for quite some time that the best person to run this country would be a businessman and not a politician. For me, it seems logical, especially if you can garner a CEO or CFO that got a major corporation from out of the red and into the black. It only seems logical as that is what needs to happen economically in this country. Herman Cain is a business man and not one to be underestimated, however, to have a lot of business sense and fall short in the common sense department isn’t a good thing for anyone.
I listen to Herman Cain and I think that he and Joe Biden should have their own HBO comedy special, followed by a stand up comedy tour. What those two think are “good ideas” qualify as comedy at the highest levels. Between Biden saying that Obama’s health care bill is a “Big Fvckin’ deal” with an open mic and Cain talking about people making mistakes with their “hos”…….. I have to say that some people don’t take politics..or life, too seriously.
In case you don’t know about Cain’s “ho” reference. He made a promo ad with this organization called “America’s Pact” and they ran an advertisement in black neighborhoods that wen’t something like this……okay, not something like this, exactly like this.
Oh FFS!! I can understand making a bad choice, ONCE….but to run this ad in 2004 and 2006, means that he actually thought this was a good idea…. ha ha…doooooooood!! Oh and by the way….”Toot-suite” means “right away” … if you don’t know..now you know. I would suggest that Cain NOT use this promo for his campaign….. or anyone else’s, ever, for that fact. Cain needs to have a seat, toot suite.
