I know that sounds like it should be on Stangzine.Com in the “you big dummeh” section but since this didn’t make national news, I figured I would just blog it here.
It is no secret that I often get a laugh at the expense of others, but what may be a secret to those who don’t know me, is that I can take, as well as I give, even if it’s to myself …. I’m not sure that sounded like I meant it, but oh well.
Anyway, I have been MIA for almost 2 weeks. I went and spent some time in Arizona and had a great time. While I was out there, it seemed that I ate everything that didn’t eat me first, no molecule of sodium left unturned. Some people retain a little water when they eat sodium. Sodium always makes me do my impression of a giant sized water balloon with feet…fat, waterlogged feet at that.
The night after I got home, I had this brilliant idea, that since sauna suits help to reduce water weight by sweating you to death, that I could just SLEEP in my sauna suit and get rid of my excess water weight. People, do NOT try this at home without without seeking the advice of your primary care physician. Had I previously consulted with my doctor, I am sure she would have told my stupid ass that if I was going to do something so ridiculous, make sure the windows were closed.
I’m here (about a week later) to tell you, I woke up sounding like an 80 year old man with cigar cough and snottin like a runny nosed toddler. Go ahead, laugh it up…. I deserve every single chuckle but had it not been for that damned sauna suit, I’d not STILL be sick, not with a cold but with bronchitis. Yup, I’m going to blame the suit. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it. Okay, or not. This whole sauna suit thing is the epitome of that “it sounded like a good idea at the time”, thing. It was a bad idea then, it’s a bad idea today and it will be a bad idea when I look back on this and shake my head……..lol.
The other thing that is really taking a lot of my time right now is that I am getting out of the cosmetics business. I really enjoy helping women look and feel their best but that is a lot of hands on piece work and with my taking the last class this quarter that I need to get my Master’s degree in criminal justice, I needed to shift to a less consuming product line. I am transitioning into an online fashion jewelry and gift boutique. I will still carry some skin care and cosmetic items but that won’t be my primary focus anymore.
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And to think, I can put all of this together while I go to school but I don’t have enough sense to not wear a sauna suit to bed with the windows open…….go figure.